So... my computer has cancer. Which is why I haven't posted in so long. I totally cannot do anything about it. Must send for servicing. I'm sad.

Well so knowing that this piece of junk is going to crash at any moment, I'm going to try to say as much as I can in as little time as possible.

Firstly, something I want to share with everyone:



It's from an upcoming movie adaptation of the fantasy novel The Golden Compass. I think. Never read it before. Shaun has, though. And they're really riding the whole internet phenomenon thing.

A Daemon is an animal representation of your soul. It's an animal spirit that follows you throughout your life. As a child, your Daemon can change between forms, but it eventually settles into one, as your personality is eventually set in stone.

According to lore, a person's Daemon is usually the opposite sex of the person. In my case, it's a female lion. LION. Not lioness. Holy crap!


Anyway, here's another thing I want to put up...

You are in a maze. You reach a fork, where there are two guards. One always lies, and one always tells the truth. You don't know who does what. You need to know which way to go, and to do that, you must ask a question. You're not allowed to ask for a known fact, because if you do, a trapdoor will open under you and you'll fall into a bottomless pit. Also, you can't try one route then the other, because the wrong route will lead you to a room, where ninjas with shotguns await.

So, what do you ask?

Go ahead and google the answer or something... I haven't been able to think of anything.

Ugh. This post has been totally devoid of emotion. Probably because I tried doing it on Wednesday, but my computer crashed. So I'm just typing stuff that I remember.

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