...Okay I didn't. I haven't reached that level of insanity yet.
It's funny, how time seems to pass so fast when you're doing exam papers. On a normal school day, I would be lounging in my seat for what seems like eternity. When we're doing papers, four 'O Clock doesn't seem late at all. Doesn't stop me from getting tired, though.
Anyway... as luck would have it... Today's composition topic was Heroes. Now, isn't that just great? Actually not so much. I only picked it because all the other topics were very, not fun. I had to choose between lying, menial work, social studies, and a narrative. Which I have not done for over a year, and therefore suck at now.
No actually I probably haven't done a narrative in that long because I got a 22/30 for the last one I did. Not up to my standard at all. So I was disheartened, and I found that discursive essays were way easier. I also did not know that it was spelled "discursive" instead of "discussive". Great time to learn that, right after the English O' Level.
My shirt smells like that smell I always get after I shave, for some reason. I haven't shaved in a while, so it's odd.
It's time for me to present my new theory about the universe. Before I actually get into it, I need to explain the concept of the universe to those who are unfamiliar.
First thing you need to know, is that the universe is where the three dimensions exist. That creates space. The fourth dimension, also flows within our universe: Time. We cannot interact with the fourth dimension like we would with things in the third dimension, because we are third dimensional in nature.
Another principle you need to understand is that dimensions do not exist on the outside of the universe. The outside of the universe is dimension free. There is no space nor time, nor flying llamas that shoot flames out of their eyeballs.
Now, here's the theory. If space is the absence of matter, then matter is the absence of space. And if the third dimension doesn't exist on the outside of the universe, then there is no space. And if there's no space... there has to be matter! This theory says that outside of the universe is made up of infinitely dense matter. So if you were to travel to the edge of the universe, and stuck your head outside, it would be crushed by the inexorable amount of mass that exists for the sole purpose of having no space. In other words, you would die.
Now of course, I don't really believe this, but I just thought that it was interesting enough to share. I'm pretty sure that my theory doesn't comply with the laws of physics, so if anyone is knowledgeable enough on this matter reads this, do share your views.
Oh wait, it's still a hypothesis. I have no evidence. Twisting of logic is not evidence. It's exactly like saying that a circle is a regular polygon with infinite sides, as well as no sides. Meaning that infinity is really zero.
Who needs Hiro Nakamura when your oven can stop time?
-Joe