Looky here. I found a nice video that'll help us all out when the time comes:
VideoJug: How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
So, remember the elevators, and always kill the people that you know are going to double-cross you.
Just a moment ago, I became rather ticked off at certain people in my home, about a certain issue that I'm actually very sensitive about. Privacy. By that, I mean respecting personal space. It's not nice when people walk into the bathroom whilst you are showering, or later barge into your bedroom when you're still putting on your clothes. It's also not nice to walk into people's rooms for no good reason, because all you're doing is bothering them. Also, the point of knocking and saying "can I come in?" is so that you can find out if the person inside will permit you. "No." Does not mean "yes". "Yes" means "yes". Idiots. I mean, do they not realise that the person inside may be doing something that wouldn't be very nice to look at? Now, I'm not going to go into detail with that, but if anyone's had the misfortune of experiencing such a situation, I hope you can afford a nice house.
I don't get it with my family. People just don't give a shit about my privacy. Probably because they don't give a shit about theirs' either. But that's not fair now, is it? For one, I don't invade your privacy on purpose. If I know there's someone in the bathroom, I don't go in. Believe me, the people in my immediate family have a bad habit of doing that. So even though I don't trespass, I get trespassed upon. Where is the justice?
Oh yeah, and the thing where the act all dignified about themselves when they do it... annoys me. Sheesh. And did I mention how there's a lock on my door, but I never use it? Whenever I do use it, and one of them tries to invade my personal space, they go "what are you trying to hide?" I mean seriously, is the whole concept of respecting other people's privacy that hard to understand?
Oh well. It's Chemistry tomorrow, so I think everyone will have taken their first paper by then. Remember guys, it's not difficult.
What has science done indeed.
-Joe