So anyway, I came across someone's website. It's a dude who invents stuff and plays with them. Some of the contraptions actually do look quite cool, like this one.
The Light Sharpener←Clicky
If you don't want to look at the construction process just skip to about page 15 or so. This is something I wouldn't mind giving a try.
I got my hair cut today. Rant rant rant rant rant rant rant rant blah blah blah blah blah blah.
You know, I think there's a huge conspiracy behind this. Think, is there any practical reason for having your hair cut? Yeah, probably, but they're not good enough to convince me that haircuts are necessary. Isn't the main reason they want us to keep our hair short for "uniformity"? Now, remember the last time you were in school? At which moment did you see people with "uniform" hairstyles? That's right, there weren't any. And why? No matter how much you force people to abide by certain regulations, they will still be different. And the fact that we are not clones of one another probably accounts for that. So what's the point?
It's probably about money.
Warning: Extremely far-fetched theory ahead.
How much does it cost for you to have your hair chopped off? Eight dollars? Maybe up to fifteen, if you go to a professional. And how many male students are there in this country? I don't actually know, but it's a whole bunch. My point is, cutting off people's hair is extremely profitable. In enforcing the rule in schools, barbers and hairstylists are provided with a constant source of income. They will never go out of business. So what I think(or not) is that there's a kind of deal between the industry and schools. For every person who wastes his money on an unnecessary haircut, the Ministry of Education probably earns a fair fraction.
I mean, what other reason could there be? There is no relationship between hair length/style/shape/magnitude and cognitive ability. What hair length/style/shape/magnitude has a relationship with, is fashion sense. Which, of course, doesn't apply in examinations. Sheesh.
I know I'm crazy. But they're watching us... when you go to school, they're there. When you do your homework, they're there. When you take a shower, they're there. When you're doing something kinky in the shower, they're still there.
Yeah, and since it's A Math tomorrow...
If you get stuck, and can't do it, just skip it. Don't get frustrated, don't waste your time.
Alright has everyone checked they're inventories already? Remember, you need your Entry Proof/Timetable. Additional Mathematics begins are 2.30pm, and you must therefore report by 2.00pm. Good luck and Godspeed to everyone.
-Joe