I had the most disturbing nightmare this morning. It involved me getting a haircut. Oh, the horrors. I remember me going "It's still November!!! I don't need a haircut!" Uggh. And then there was this thing with pink bunnies and I was inside a lava lamp... with curtains floating around. And there were also these strange periods where I kinda phased into a more "real" place and someone was telling me that he was getting married. And then I woke up, so I didn't get to see the rest of the story.

Yeah... I have weird dreams.

I'm actually only posting right now because it seems that Shaun hasn't figured out how to open the new chatbox in Hellgate, and can't read any of my messages. So I logged out to let him catch up with me by himself.

So, um, I went out for a movie today. Spontaneously. Because Shaun was bored and all. I let him talk me into watching The Kingdom, some show involving terrorism. During the movie, he discovered that it wasn't a good idea to have a Snicker's bar together with coke. And the cinematography was nauseating. I mean, I know, they were trying to capture the whole "realness" of the scenes, where they swing the camera back and forth, shaking like a seizure. Okay, that's a made-up way of using the word "seizure".

Anyway, The Kingdom is pretty much a movie that I would normally catch on TV four years later and never think about it again. Just not my type. However, the trailers that they put on before the movie looked pretty interesting. There's a movie adaptation of Stephen King's novel The Mist, a new AVP(probably gonna suck) and I Am Legend. The Mist is about some... misty thing... that rolls into town, unleashing weird creatures upon its residents. They take cover inside a supermarket and basically go crazy, turning on each other out of fear and mistrust. According to Wikipedia, it was actually released on the 21st. They probably played the trailer on the telly but I don't even use it anymore. Aliens Versus Predator 2 appears to be another round of Super Smash Bros featuring our extraterrestrial friends, with humans being killed off in the process. And from the trailer, we number in the thousands. Which is why I'm going to watch it even though the bad movie alarm is exploding in my head. I Am Legend... we're actually planning to watch that. It's another apocalyptic movie this time involving a bacterium that gives people an insatiable bloodlust. SPOILER ALERT BEEP BEEP So, the movie is basically about our protagonist Robert Neville, who goes round killing infected people and ends up being considered a monster himself. Eventually, he is captured and he commits suicide for some reason. Gasp.

Add Beowulf, National Treasure 2, Indiana Jones 4, and maybe even that Batman spinoff to this and I'm broke! Yay.


... I'm bored.

-Joe