Too true. I ate some coffee cake that my mom made today. Apparently, she used real coffee. Real coffee has real caffeine. And now I can't sleep till I'm dead. Great.

You know, sometimes I wonder. I dislike the taste of pretty much every alcoholic beverage out there. Beer, wine, whatever. They all smell weird to me and make me cringe. People say that it takes some getting used to, but honestly, why bother? Why would anyone want to get used to something that is ultimately bad for your health? Wouldn't it be easier to just... Not get used to it, and stay alcohol-free?

But for some reason, people do still want to drink. I've always said that I'd take a soda over an alcoholic beverage, and knowing myself(not really liking to try new things) it's probably going to stay that way for a while. The thing is, what if my friends take up drinking when we're adults? While my brain is trying to figure out why, I'm going to be left out. You can't order Ice Cream Soda at a bar. And when people are out drinking wine or whatever, I'm having vanilla coke. And then everyone else gets all tipsy while I'm overcharged on sugar and caffeine. It just doesn't sound right.

And erm, I would really appreciate it if people left a comment in the tag box a little more often? I know people are reading, but it just feels empty. I write for my readers, and I need to know what my readers like to read.

Oh, yes, and Leonard, if you're reading this, hope you feel alright. Daniel told me about your allergic reaction incident. If you're not dead yet, you shouldn't die any time soon. Most often, fatal allergic reactions occur when there is massive inflammation of the nasal passages, obstructing the flow of air, and thus suffocating the person. This usually occurs within minutes of allergen administration.

On the assumption that we all remain in the world of the living, I'm signing off with a comic from Cyanide & Happiness.


Yeah and about the cube thing... I'm actually serious, you know. Please?

-Joe