In the deep still woods upon the Thracian mountains
Orpheus with his singing lyre led the trees,
Led the wild beasts of the wilderness.
Everything animate and inanimate followed him. He moved the rocks on the hillside and turned the courses of the rivers....
When he first met and how he wooed the maiden he loved, Euridice, we are not told, but it is clear that no maiden he wanted could have resisted the power of his song. They were married, but their joy was brief. Directly after the wedding, as the bride walked in a meadow with her bridesmaids, a viper stung her and she died. Orpheus' grief was overwhelming. He could not endure it. He determined to go down to the world of death and try to bring Eurydice back. He said to himself,
With my song
I will charm Demeter's daughter,
I will charm the Lord of the Dead,
Moving their hearts with my melody.
I will bear her away from Hades.
He dared more than any other man ever dared for his love. He took the fearsome journey to the underworld. There he struck his lyre, and at the sound all that vast multitude were charmed to stillness....
O Gods who rule the dark and silent world,
To you all born of a woman needs must come.
All lovely things at last go down to you.
You are the debtor who is always paid.
A little while we tarry up on earth.
Then we are yours forever and forever.
But I seek one who came to you too soon.
The bud was plucked before the flower bloomed.
I tried to bear my loss. I could not bear it.
Love was too strong a god, O King, you know
If that old tale men tell is true, how once
The flowers saw the rape of Proserpine,
Then weave again for sweet Eurydice
Life's pattern that was taken from the loom
Too quick. See, I ask a little thing,
Only that you will lend, not give, her to me.
She shall be yours when her years' span is full.
No one under the spell of his voice could refuse him anything. He
Drew iron tears down Pluto's cheek,
and made Hell grant what Love did seek.
They summoned Eurydice and gave her to him, but upon one condition: that he would not look back at her as she followed him, until they had reached the upper world. So the two passed through the great doors of Hades to the path which would take them out of the darkness, climbing up and up. He knew that she must be just behind him, but he longed unutterably to give one glance to make sure. But now they were almost there, the blackness was turning gray; now he had stepped out joyfully into the daylight. Then he turned to her. It was too soon; she was still in the cavern. He saw her in the dim light, and he held out his arms to clasp her; but on the instant she was gone. She had slipped back into the darkness. All he heard was one faint word, "Farewell."
Desperately he tried to rush after her and follow her down, but he was not allowed. The gods would not consent to his entering the world of the dead a second time, while he was still alive. He was forced to return to the earth alone, in utter desolation. Then he forsook the company of men. He wandered through the wild solitudes of Thrace, comfortless except for his lyre, playing, always playing, and the rocks and the rivers and the trees heard him gladly, his only companions. But at last a band of Maenads [women] came upon him....They slew the gentle musician, tearing him limb from limb, borne along past the river's mouth on to the Lesbian shore; nor had it suffered any change from the sea when the Muses found it and buried it in the sanctuary of the island. His limbs they gathered and placed in a tomb at the foot of Mount Olympus, and there to this day the nightingales sing more sweetly than anywhere else.
Just thought I'd share it.
Yeah, it is really sweet, in a sad sort of way. To have been denied not once, but twice. And then to be ripped apart by a bunch of people. Man, that can't have been fun.
Announcement! I found out that Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, is rated M18 over here. Fffffff-----
So instead...
Let's all go watch Jumper. It's got Anakin Skywalker and Mace Windu in it. Spread the word.
Okay, great. I actually started this without a topic. Now I DO have a topic.
Sweeney Todd is rated M18 because of "excessive gore, cannibalistic themes..." Right.
Outrageous. "Gore" should never be used as an excuse for mature ratings. Believe me, I've tried, but I can't find a proper logical link between maturity and the ability to "handle" gory films. I mean, okay. Let's do Cause and Effect. A person sees a gory movie... Say, one of the Saw series. He goes "urgh, gross." But at the same time, the theme of the film is enthralling. It penetrates the exterior and hits home, accentuating our fears in the most primal way. After the movie, what happens? Nothing. Maybe he has a little trouble sleeping that night. The next day, he meets his friends and goes "Hey, I watched Saw III last night..." and they discuss the ingenious contraptions that sicko enjoyed using so very much. Same goes for most horror movies(which, for some reason, don't often get M18 ratings). Wonder why.
In the end, what has really happened? Nothing. No real impact on anyone other than that they've wasted 2 hours of their life which they could have used on something more useful. No difference for any other type of movie. In fact, I can think of a lot more features that are potentially more mentally damaging than guts on the floor. Take the Teletubbies for example. Quadruplets of the Anti-Christ, really. Come on, did anyone for a moment believe that those demonic biped midgets with completely wrong colours were ever harmless, even educational? Seriously, watching that show is excruciating. I'm glad I don't remember much of that 4 minutes of utter mental bludgeoning from so many years ago. I don't think I could ever relive it.
Yeah, and not to mention movies with extremely gay overtones. Like Batman and Robin, for example. The old movies. It's probably a good thing that most of us have learned to laugh rather than cry about their cheesy dialogues.
And gasp, Star Wars Episode IV. Does anyone still remember that scene where Luke and Leia made out on the Death Star? Oh, gosh. I mean, it was alright at that point of time, but then you watch the next couple of movies and find out that they were brother and sister.
Okay I think I've sidetracked a little here. My point is, people get too worked up over a pile of intestines on a dashboard, or a creepy lady cooking people for dinner. People see a pool of blood and hurriedly hide their children's virgin eyes. People see the word "virgin" and run away. Half a second of cleavage is shown on TV and everyone bawks.
Come on. It... Isn't real. Jack the Ripper was, but does anyone put an M18 rating on discussing him? No they don't.
Besides, if people don't see *stuff when they're younger, what difference is it going to make when they're older? None. They would be just as "traumatised". That is, apparently, what people seem to think. We get traumatised by viewing moving pixels on a damn television screen.
Yeah, I'm just saying all this because I'm not happy about not being able to watch Sweeney Todd. Effin'...
Once again, I find myself pulling out the last card in the deck.
People.
Are.
Idiots.
Yeah, that's all I'm really trying to say here...
Also, my internet connection has become bloody slow over the past couple of weeks or so. I need to go figure out why, and hope that I can leave that card alone this time.

Does Calvin realise that Hobbes is really just a stuffed tiger? I've always had the impression that he suffered from some sort of mental... Thing...
-Joe