Our friends read it, of course.
And here's somethin I found today...
Girlspeak To English DictionaryKenneth M. Gibson" kmgibson@flash.net --------- -------
She says: We need
English: I want
She says: It's your decision
English: The correct decision should be obvious by now
She says: Do what you want
English: You'll pay for this later
She says: We need to talk
English: I need to complain
She says: Sure...go ahead
English: I don't want you to.
She says: I'm not upset
English: Of course I'm upset, you moron.
She says: You're...so manly
English: You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
She says: You're certainly attentive tonight.
English: Is sex all you ever think about?
She says: I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
English: I have PMS.
She says: Be romantic, turn out the lights.
English: I have flabby thighs.
She says: This kitchen is so inconvenient.
English: I want a new house.
She says: I want new curtains
English: and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...
She says: Hang the picture there
English: No, I mean hang it there!
She says: I heard a noise
English: I noticed you were almost asleep.
She says: Do you love me?
English: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
She says: How much do you love me?
English: I did something today you're really not going to like...
She says: I'll be ready in a minute.
English: Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
She says: Is my butt fat?
English: Tell me I'm beautiful.
She says: You have to learn to communicate.
English: Just agree with me.
She says: Are you listening to me!?
English: [Too late, your dead.]
She says: Yes
English: No
She says: No
English: No
She says: Maybe
English: No
She says: I'm sorry.
English: You'll be sorry.
She says: Do you like this recipe?
English: It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it.
She says: I'm not yelling!
English: Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. I
n answer to the question "What's wrong?"
She says: The same old thing.
English: Nothing.
She says: Nothing.
English: Everything.
She says: Everything.
English: My PMS is acting up.
She says: Nothing, really.
English: It's just that you're such a jerk.
She says: I don't want to talk about it.
English: Go away, I'm still building up evidence against you.
Heh. Stereotypes. While they may not necessarily hold for some... they all have some basis in fact. Without them, we would have one less thing to laugh about. *And my computer is still dead. My parents, rather, my Mom especially, seem to have this irresistable urge to be total jackasses when it comes to customer service. There's that inflated sense of security that they have when they are customers. Always trying to get bargains and threathening to complain to the "manager". When I ask them about this, they say, "The service guy was being an idiot." But when I listen in on how she talks to those poor souls, I want to say, "Stop being a bitch, and let him explain before you interrupt angrily."
Sheesh
Plus, it makes it really difficult for anything to be replaced or serviced in the house, because she keep demanding extra stuff for no pay. Which is why I'm still using a sticky keyboard. Compromise a little, and don't be an asshole to someone who you havn't met yet. Once you met them and confirmed their asshole status, go ahead.
-Joe
**EDIT: Damn spacings
