Anyway, I'd like everyone to take a very close look at this...
This is the front cover for a recent installment of the Super Mario Series, Super Mario Galaxy. Just in case you were colour blind and couldn't tell what that was. And if you really are that colour blind, this might be difficult for me to explain.
Take a closer look. Even closer. More than that. No, stop looking at the star streaks. Look at the words... The nice big shiny words "Super Mario Galaxy." The fact that Mario is showing a large amount of his crotch, while disturbing, is irrelevant.
Okay, does anyone notice that several of the letters have this sparkly shiny-star thing on one of their corners? Now, take note of all the letters which have this star thingy shining on them...
U...R...M...R...G...
Yeah. It totally spells, U R Mr. Gay. Look, I've highlighted it for you just in case you still can't see it.
Okay?
Now, we realise that Nintendo is in fact telling everyone who plays a Wii that he is gay! And it doesn't help that they called the damn console "Wii". Because it sounds so much like... Ack. I've always wondered why they thought up that name. Or rather, why they used that name. Right now, millions of kids are saying "I'm going home to play with my Wii!" If that doesn't sound like a very blatant attempt to make people accidentally confess to their masturbation habits, I don't know what does.
So there you have it. Shigeru Miyamoto has got a really wicked sense of humour.
-Joe